1 00:00:02,253 --> 00:00:05,916 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:09,187 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,820 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:14,490 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:14,565 --> 00:00:16,556 ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:21,329 ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:21,406 --> 00:00:23,636 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 8 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:26,108 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 9 00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:28,168 ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ 10 00:00:28,246 --> 00:00:30,214 ♪ In living color♪ 11 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:32,909 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 12 00:00:32,984 --> 00:00:35,214 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 13 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:37,379 ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 14 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:41,448 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 15 00:00:41,526 --> 00:00:44,154 ♪ In living color♪ 16 00:00:44,228 --> 00:00:45,661 ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:49,166 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 18 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:51,497 ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:51,569 --> 00:00:54,037 ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:54,105 --> 00:00:56,505 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 21 00:00:56,574 --> 00:00:58,804 ♪ In living color♪ 22 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:01,504 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 23 00:01:01,579 --> 00:01:03,012 ♪ In living color♪ 24 00:01:03,081 --> 00:01:05,049 ♪ How would you feel knowing everybody was your friend ♪ 25 00:01:05,116 --> 00:01:07,676 ♪ From thin to thick and through thick and thin ♪ 26 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:09,947 ♪ And egotistical trips was put to an end ♪ 27 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:13,821 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 28 00:01:13,891 --> 00:01:16,587 ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:18,595 ♪ In living color♪ 30 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,654 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 31 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,632 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 32 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:25,100 ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ 33 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,796 ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:01:26,871 --> 00:01:29,362 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 35 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,374 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 36 00:01:31,442 --> 00:01:34,570 ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 37 00:01:34,645 --> 00:01:38,547 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 38 00:01:38,616 --> 00:01:40,982 ♪ In living color♪♪ 39 00:01:41,052 --> 00:01:43,179 [Applause, Cheering] 40 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:48,749 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen, uh, Ebony, uh, Townsend. 41 00:01:50,294 --> 00:01:53,320 [Cheering, Applause] 42 00:01:58,302 --> 00:02:00,327 Uh, who the hell are you, man? 43 00:02:00,405 --> 00:02:02,339 Who's askin'? 44 00:02:04,175 --> 00:02:06,109 Thanks for standing in for me, Daddy. 45 00:02:06,177 --> 00:02:08,236 You got it, baby. Don't shake it too hard. 46 00:02:08,312 --> 00:02:10,507 I'll see you later, Keenen. 47 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,883 How about a hand for my Fly Guy. 48 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,030 All right. Hello. Thank you. Welcome to the party. 49 00:02:27,098 --> 00:02:29,293 I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans. This is In Living Color. 50 00:02:29,367 --> 00:02:33,428 - Good to have y'all here tonight. Yeah. - [Applause] 51 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:39,038 We got a fun show lined up as usual, so sit back, relax. 52 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:42,238 Before I get started, say hello to my D. J... S.W. One. 53 00:02:42,313 --> 00:02:45,771 [Cheering, Applause] 54 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:50,510 You all need to stop that, 'cause I gotta take him home later... 55 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,113 and he's gonna be souped up and just not good. 56 00:02:53,191 --> 00:02:56,490 Say hello to the Fly Girls, starting over here with Dee... 57 00:02:56,561 --> 00:03:00,588 Carrie Ann, Lisa, Michelle and Cari. 58 00:03:01,566 --> 00:03:03,500 Yeah. 59 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:07,629 We'll be back in a few. Yo, big head, kick it. 60 00:03:09,373 --> 00:03:12,365 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 61 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:16,641 - ♪ In living color ♪ - ♪ In living color ♪♪ 62 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,814 [Man] Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States... 63 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:25,879 JesseJackson. 64 00:03:33,264 --> 00:03:36,427 Good evenin' and thank ya... 65 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:39,197 ladies and gentlemen of the press... 66 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:43,036 my fellow Americans, brothers and sisters. 67 00:03:43,107 --> 00:03:48,204 Welcome to the last press conference of my presidency. 68 00:03:48,279 --> 00:03:51,146 Now, few people thought eight years ago... 69 00:03:51,215 --> 00:03:54,184 that a poor boy from the Carolinas... 70 00:03:54,252 --> 00:03:57,551 could go from the outhouse to the White House. 71 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:03,087 From eatin' in cheap joints to talkin' toJoint Chiefs. 72 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,824 From nibblin' on jalapeños, to meetin' with the Filipinos. 73 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,833 Yeah. 74 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:13,234 Hip-hop, you don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang, boogie, the beat. 75 00:04:15,706 --> 00:04:17,765 Now... 76 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:21,642 I know that you all have deadlines, so I won't keep you. 77 00:04:21,712 --> 00:04:23,737 I'll open the floor to questions. 78 00:04:23,814 --> 00:04:25,907 [Reporters] Mr. President! 79 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:30,181 As the first Black president, did you ever fear an attempt on your life? 80 00:04:30,254 --> 00:04:35,157 Well, my administration did fear assassination... 81 00:04:35,226 --> 00:04:38,195 either by strangulation, decapitation... 82 00:04:38,262 --> 00:04:41,425 or drivin' through the South without identification. 83 00:04:44,769 --> 00:04:50,036 So, I took several precautions to ensure my safety. 84 00:04:50,107 --> 00:04:55,306 One was to increase the size of the security. 85 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:59,247 And I thank Eddie Murphy for loaning me Big Fruity and Ray. 86 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:05,286 I also, as all of my predecessors have... 87 00:05:05,356 --> 00:05:08,189 kept Dan Quayle as a vice president. 88 00:05:08,259 --> 00:05:11,023 - Next. - Uh, Mr. President, what would you say... 89 00:05:11,095 --> 00:05:13,620 were the most important accomplishments of your eight years in office? 90 00:05:13,698 --> 00:05:16,394 Well, my administration... 91 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:19,903 was responsible for much, much legislation... 92 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:22,496 though it took a lot of perspiration. 93 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,303 But the one act that I feel most proud of... 94 00:05:25,376 --> 00:05:27,844 is theJackson Limitation Act. 95 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:30,779 As all of you know, that is the bill that bans all performances... 96 00:05:30,848 --> 00:05:34,147 by LaToya or TitoJackson. 97 00:05:36,454 --> 00:05:38,615 Mr. President. 98 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:41,920 - Brother President. - Yes, call meJesse. 99 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:46,896 Do you feel that you have kept all of your promises to the American people? 100 00:05:46,964 --> 00:05:49,797 Well, I most certainly have tried... 101 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:52,836 and do feel that I have... 102 00:05:52,903 --> 00:05:56,566 kept the most important promise to the American people... 103 00:05:56,641 --> 00:05:59,405 which is to keep hope alive. 104 00:05:59,477 --> 00:06:01,911 Would you elaborate on that, please? 105 00:06:01,979 --> 00:06:05,915 Yes, I can. May I have your attention, please? 106 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:07,951 - As you can see... - [Reporters] Ahh! 107 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,510 Bob Hope has been frozen solid. 108 00:06:12,223 --> 00:06:14,748 And our scientists believe that he can be kept alive... 109 00:06:14,825 --> 00:06:18,226 for at least another 100 years. 110 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,560 That is all the time I have, so I ask that you will, please... 111 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:27,195 one last time, join hands with me and say, "Keep Hope alive." 112 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:30,434 [All Chanting] Keep Hope alive! Keep Hope alive! 113 00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:40,050 [Man] They sing with more scats than Ella, more rips than Luther. 114 00:06:40,117 --> 00:06:44,713 These RandB sensations throw in more vocal gimmicks than any other singers in history. 115 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:49,920 They're the king and queen of Max Stop Music... Cephus and Reesie Mayweather. 116 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:55,591 - ♪♪ [Singing] - She said mulberry. 117 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,066 - ♪♪ [Singing] - Look out, monkey. 118 00:06:58,135 --> 00:07:00,467 ♪♪ [Singing] 119 00:07:00,538 --> 00:07:03,029 - That's a little bitty weasel. - ♪♪ [Singing] 120 00:07:03,107 --> 00:07:05,041 And what they done did? 121 00:07:07,211 --> 00:07:09,702 What they say? Here we go! 122 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:16,009 ♪♪ [Singing] 123 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,317 ♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 124 00:07:21,392 --> 00:07:24,190 [Man] They performed before the crowned heads of Nebraska... 125 00:07:24,261 --> 00:07:28,322 and now they will sing for you on this new K-Pell album "We Tight." 126 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:33,200 The Mayweathers can take any song and give it that special touch. 127 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,704 Look up in the sky-ra, baby. 128 00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:37,764 Ain't that a star-a? 129 00:07:37,842 --> 00:07:40,367 - This for you. - Oh, no! 130 00:07:40,444 --> 00:07:44,574 ♪♪ [Singing] 131 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:52,151 - ♪♪ [Singing] - What you wonder? 132 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:54,589 ♪♪ [Singing] 133 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:57,752 ♪ I've been hangin' around waitin' on my baby ♪♪ 134 00:07:57,828 --> 00:08:01,355 [Man] You'll also get all of Cephus and Reesie's greatest hit... 135 00:08:01,432 --> 00:08:05,061 the number-one song in the tristate area for almost a week and a half... 136 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,070 "We Tight." 137 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:10,869 ♪ Yeah, we tight Tight as 10 toes in a sock ♪ 138 00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:14,308 ♪ We tight Tight as West Coast mountain high ♪ 139 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:15,845 - Robot! - If you act now... 140 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,847 you'll also receive this special bonus... 141 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:20,850 your very own 10-carat gold-plated tooth cap... 142 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,443 just like the one Cephus and Reesie wear. 143 00:08:23,521 --> 00:08:26,820 Just send $ 11 in cash to: 144 00:08:31,061 --> 00:08:33,529 And get all of the Cephus and Reesie you can stand. 145 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,498 [Together] ♪ We tight ♪♪ 146 00:08:37,868 --> 00:08:45,274 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 147 00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:47,310 Welcome back. I'm Alan Thicke... 148 00:08:47,378 --> 00:08:49,812 sittin' in forJohnny Carson. 149 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,542 Because everyone knows at this point another Carson impression... 150 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:55,016 would be totally passé. 151 00:08:55,085 --> 00:08:59,920 Ed won't be here tonight either. He woke up with the head of a Clydesdale in his bed. 152 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:03,050 I guess when you're in between marriages, you'll bring home anything. 153 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:05,061 [Rim Shot] 154 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,723 [Laughs] All right. 155 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:12,633 Our next guest is Joan Embry from the San Diego Anthropological Institute. 156 00:09:12,703 --> 00:09:14,933 As you know, Joan is always bringing with her... 157 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:17,906 strange and exotic inhabitants of the planet. 158 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,944 And tonight she's bringing us an endangered species. 159 00:09:21,011 --> 00:09:24,174 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcomeJoan Embry. 160 00:09:24,248 --> 00:09:27,684 [Applause, Cheering] 161 00:09:30,888 --> 00:09:33,755 - Hi, Joan. - Hi, Alan. 162 00:09:35,392 --> 00:09:37,724 - He's beautiful. - Yes, he is. 163 00:09:37,795 --> 00:09:41,492 This is Calvin. He's a Homeboy-sapien africanus... 164 00:09:41,565 --> 00:09:44,762 or "B-Boy" as they're known in the neighborhood. 165 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,360 Is he able to walk? 166 00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:49,372 Oh, yes, he walks, but, you see, these are new sneakers... 167 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,204 and they don't like to crease them. 168 00:09:52,276 --> 00:09:54,403 I see. And what is he doing now? 169 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:57,072 This is what they call "chillin'," Alan. 170 00:09:59,817 --> 00:10:02,411 Well, it is kind of cold in the studio today. 171 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:05,182 Oh, no, no, not that kind of chillin'. He's just relaxing... 172 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,918 - and getting used to his environment. - I see. 173 00:10:07,992 --> 00:10:11,120 Yo, just 'cause you're livin' large with crazy bank and stupid wheels... 174 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:14,323 and I'm butt naked, don't give you the right to dis, know what I'm sayin'? 175 00:10:17,468 --> 00:10:19,299 Por quoi? 176 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:23,204 Well, uh, theirs is a rapidly changing language, Alan. 177 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,606 There's new terminology almost daily. 178 00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:28,702 But as of last Friday, what he said to you was... 179 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:32,715 "Just because you're rich and he's poor, doesn't give you the right to disrespect him." 180 00:10:32,783 --> 00:10:35,980 - Oh, boy. - I wouldn't say that around him, Alan. 181 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:39,022 It tends to, um, it tends to agitate him. 182 00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:42,616 Yo, yo, yo, Calvin, man, cool out. The dude's just buggin'. 183 00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:52,762 Is he dangerous? 184 00:10:52,836 --> 00:10:55,498 Well, Alan, like any of God's creations... 185 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,338 without love, a proper diet, a decent education and equal opportunities... 186 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,344 he could be extremely dangerous. 187 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:04,404 All these lights and cameras don't help either. 188 00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:06,472 He's got a gun.! 189 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:09,917 No, no, Alan, it's just candy. 190 00:11:09,987 --> 00:11:12,615 - [Calvin] Yo, chill out. - Candy? 191 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:14,624 It's an appleJolly Rancher. 192 00:11:14,692 --> 00:11:19,857 Yeah. It seems to be the foundation of the homeboy's diet. 193 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:24,424 Why they prefer apple as opposed to grape, we're really not quite sure. 194 00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:26,799 Well, what other kind of things can he do? 195 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,270 Well, he can do anything anybody else can do. 196 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:33,276 Oh, yeah? Well, can he host a talk show? 197 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,471 I'm sure he could, yes. 198 00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:38,879 Yo, that ain't nothin', man. Yo, check this out, man. 199 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,974 Is this thing on? Yo, what's up? What's up? 200 00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:42,985 [Audience Replies, Indistinct] 201 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:46,284 ♪ You got the "C," the "A," the "L" the "V," the "I," the "N" ♪ 202 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,758 ♪ Comin' to you my friend, we go... ♪ ♪♪ [Rhythmic Spitting] 203 00:11:53,163 --> 00:11:55,495 ♪ When I take to the streets and I start to chill ♪ 204 00:11:55,566 --> 00:11:57,966 ♪ Are people lookin' at me like looks could kill ♪ 205 00:11:58,035 --> 00:12:00,367 ♪ Now I wasn't born with a silver spoon ♪ 206 00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:02,837 ♪ I'm from the hard-core streets and that's the name of the tune ♪ 207 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:05,272 ♪ I'm not some crazy freak from the city zoo ♪ 208 00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:08,140 ♪ I'm just a down-to-earth brother that's a lot like you ♪♪ 209 00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:11,841 - Peace. - [Applause, Cheering] 210 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:17,184 We'll be back, but we'll never be the same. 211 00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:30,428 Tita! Cha-cha! Concha! ¿Qué hace? 212 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,433 Look at all the hair on the floor. 213 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,867 It looks like the bathtub after you shave your legs. 214 00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:38,771 Or after you shave your shoulders, huh, Hector? 215 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,468 Sweep the floor, Concha! 216 00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:46,071 Hey, mira. What's the matter with him? 217 00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:48,207 Cha-cha, let me tell you, baby. It's a big situation. 218 00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:50,217 What happened? 219 00:12:50,285 --> 00:12:52,753 Yesterday, she caught Hector in the bathroom with another woman. 220 00:12:52,821 --> 00:12:56,985 No, ay, mi hija. I bet she almost had a cardiac arrest. You sure that happened? 221 00:12:57,059 --> 00:12:58,993 I know what happened. Let me tell you. 222 00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:01,621 Last night, I stayed over at Daisy's house, and Concha told Marissa... 223 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,962 and Marissa told Lucy and Lucy told Pablo and Pablo told Pepe... 224 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,558 and Pepe told Cuca and Cuca told Crazy Legs and Crazy Legs told Mad Dog... 225 00:13:07,636 --> 00:13:10,104 and Mad Dog told Lefty and Lefty told Shorty and Shorty told Pepe... 226 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:14,734 and Pepe told Sol and Sol told me, baby, so you know it's a fact. 227 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:17,142 I know. I know it's a fact. 228 00:13:18,947 --> 00:13:21,711 Concha, I told you to sweep the floor. 229 00:13:21,783 --> 00:13:26,686 Why don't you ask the pendeja I caught you with to sweep the floor, huh? 230 00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:30,020 Concha, my little Ponce de León, it was nothing. 231 00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:33,255 L... Ay! Mira, condenada, you bit my lip! 232 00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:35,262 - ¡Ven acá.! - Ay.! 233 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,457 [Arguing In Spanish] 234 00:13:37,532 --> 00:13:40,023 There's a customer, estúpido.! 235 00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:43,401 Hola. I am Senor Hector... 236 00:13:43,472 --> 00:13:46,600 proprietor of Casa de Hair. 237 00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:52,102 Hi. I'm visitin' from out of town. 238 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,978 And the concierge at the hotel directed me to the Vidal Sassoon next door... 239 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,984 but they have apparently burnt down. 240 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,917 [Together] Mm-hmm. 241 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:03,253 Tita, check the appointment book, por favor. 242 00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:05,885 - You don't have no appointment book. - ¡A yúdame.! 243 00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:08,896 Pronto. 244 00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:12,365 Oh, Madonna just canceled, Hector. You're free. 245 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,732 Follow me, senorita. 246 00:14:14,803 --> 00:14:16,737 [Spanish, Indistinct] 247 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:21,142 Siéntate, mi princesa. 248 00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,143 Oh. [Chuckles] Olé! 249 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:28,410 Concha, the lady would like a manicure. 250 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:31,509 So, are you married, senorita? 251 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,781 Well... Oh, my goodness! 252 00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:37,689 Aren't you something? As a matter of fact I am, Senor Hector. 253 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:40,728 Let me ask you a question. What would you do... 254 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,731 if you found your worthless husband... 255 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,495 alone in the bathroom with a strange woman? 256 00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:50,004 Oh, I'm afraid I would just kick his little behind. Ow! 257 00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:52,563 What if he was only there trying to fix the plumbing? 258 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:56,133 Well, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with that, I guess. [Screams] 259 00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:59,146 But what if his plumbing is so bad... 260 00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:02,274 that he can't even satisfy his own wife? 261 00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:06,117 You know, as a wife, I would find that extremely frustrating. 262 00:15:06,188 --> 00:15:08,679 Well, of course, maybe he wasn't doing everything he could... 263 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,691 to feel more like a man. [Gasps] 264 00:15:10,759 --> 00:15:13,990 What I mean is... I mean, maybe it was because his cologne... 265 00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:17,293 - smelled a little more like embalming fluid. - Oh, no, baby! 266 00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,891 I bought Hector that cologne, okay? 267 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:22,493 Are you talking about my wife's taste in cologne? 268 00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:24,562 No! You know, I think I would just have to know... 269 00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:27,972 a little bit more about the whole situation before rendering an opinion. 270 00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:30,841 - Excuse me. I'm late for an appointment. - ¡Espérate.! 271 00:15:30,912 --> 00:15:33,847 Ay, look at that. 272 00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:38,818 Another valued customer has left my establishment, and it's all your fault. 273 00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:42,948 Ah, kiss my chuteca and die, Hector. 274 00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:47,120 I going to kill you! [Groans] 275 00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:52,892 I hope she don't take off that shoe and throw it at his head again like she did last time. 276 00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:56,131 It's okay because he's so hard up, he's not even going to feel it. 277 00:15:56,204 --> 00:16:00,072 [Grunting] You know I love you... 278 00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:03,009 when your eyes are bulging. 279 00:16:03,078 --> 00:16:07,674 You make me feel so caliente when that little vein pops outta your head. 280 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,479 Chicas, take a break. 281 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,679 I guess maybe they're not going to get a divorce after all. 282 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,881 Honey, if that's the case, let me get on the phone, 'cause I gotta tell Paco... 283 00:16:14,956 --> 00:16:16,890 so he can tell Pepe and Pepe can tell Puca. 284 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:22,590 ♪♪ [Singing] 285 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:25,394 ¡A y, ay, ay.! 286 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,765 Hey, brother, can we talk? 287 00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:30,566 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 288 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,164 ♪♪ [Singing] 289 00:16:37,979 --> 00:16:39,970 ♪♪ [Rapping] 290 00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:01,900 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 291 00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:09,308 [Clears Throat] 292 00:17:10,912 --> 00:17:15,906 P.B. S... The Pavement Broadcast System... 293 00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,350 proudly presents... 294 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:23,722 a new do-it-yourself-at-home home improvement show. 295 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,488 My name is Anton... 296 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:30,395 and this is my house, slash bathroom... 297 00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:35,801 slash kitchen, slash backyard, slash library. 298 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,803 Oh, I forgot we're on TV. Let me fix my makeup. 299 00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:50,275 Now, let's... 300 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:53,253 We're gonna need a little bit of work light... 301 00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:56,984 so let's go to a convenient power source. 302 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:04,229 - [Electricity Crackling] - [Yelling] 303 00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:19,303 Remember, safety last when you ain't got no money. 304 00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:24,980 Now, today we're gonna add on a new room. 305 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:30,116 But I have to make sure that I got the proper tools. 306 00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:33,419 This is the drill. 307 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:38,132 My hammer. 308 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,838 My measuring tape. 309 00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:53,441 Oh, that's the extension cord. 310 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:58,883 Let's just use the rope for now. [Laughs] 311 00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:08,188 And last but not least, I need my screwdriver. 312 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,803 Ahh! Ohh! 313 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,200 I need another one of that. 314 00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:28,681 Now let's get started, shall we? 315 00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:34,980 Now, in order to add on this new room... 316 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:37,786 we're gonna have to make a new doorway. 317 00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:41,886 So what do we do? We mark it. [Spits] 318 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,660 With an "X." 319 00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:50,136 And then we cut the hole. 320 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,940 Smooth out the rough edges. 321 00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,817 Pick up our pants. 322 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:09,445 And now let's add on the new room. 323 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,456 Now, in order to bond this... 324 00:20:17,532 --> 00:20:21,593 we're gonna have to use an all-natural adhesive. 325 00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:36,745 Y'all children, don't try this at home. 326 00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:41,051 We just put that there. 327 00:20:41,122 --> 00:20:46,219 And when this dries, it'll be crazy like Krazy Glue. 328 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:53,299 Now, our new guest wing is almost complete. 329 00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:55,563 But not yet. 330 00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:58,504 We need to install the plumbing. 331 00:21:00,608 --> 00:21:03,133 I'll go get the bathroom. 332 00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:16,756 So, we'll just set that there, right there. Wait. 333 00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:20,454 Put a little toilet paper in there. 334 00:21:24,365 --> 00:21:29,166 So, now when company come over, they don't have to steal your bathroom. 335 00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:33,004 Well, that's the show for today. 336 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,736 Join me next week when I'll be showing you... 337 00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:39,712 how to make a Jacuzzi out of a garbage can. 338 00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:44,643 This is Anton for This OI'Box saying... 339 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:47,517 "Hasta la... something other." 340 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,499 All right. Thank you very much. 341 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:06,438 We'll see you next time. Say hello to our newest cast member. 342 00:22:06,508 --> 00:22:08,874 Say... Say good night to everybody. 343 00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:10,877 - Tell 'em, "See you next week." - Say good night. 344 00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:14,312 - Say see you next week. "See you next week." - See you next week.! Ha.! 345 00:22:14,382 --> 00:22:17,783 That's why she's not getting scheduled. Good night. 346 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:04,420 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 347 00:23:04,499 --> 00:23:06,433 ♪ In living color♪♪